love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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