He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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