Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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