I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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