someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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