fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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