Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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