Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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