I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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