i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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