I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
there is glitter all over my balls
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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