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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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