Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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