I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Be still, my beating vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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