Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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