is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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