hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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