Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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