Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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