Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
