I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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