It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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