I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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