Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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