I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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