if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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