Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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