so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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