what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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