Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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