no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
