are you still at the devil's house?
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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