This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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