i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
This toilet bowl is my home.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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