used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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