He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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