I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That accounts for only three of the penises
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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