i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Enjoy the penises
how drunk are you?
Several
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
