I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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