we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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