I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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