Everything about him screamed your future.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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