what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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