STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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