Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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