come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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