should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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