I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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