why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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