There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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