i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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