Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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