we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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