It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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