I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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