She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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